We Ask, Mamrie Hart Answers: If ____ Were a ____ What Would She Be?
As part of our interview with Mamrie Hart of “You Deserve a Drink,” we decided to play a fun little game of “Imagine if…” with the funny lady.
What follows is a window into the friendship and spirits of the threesome known best as ” YouTube’s Holy Trinity” — Grace Helbig, Hannah Hart, and Mamrie Hart herself.
So, without further ado…let the game begin!
VideoInk: If you each were a CAR, which car would you be?
Hannah Hart: Prius — “I think Hannah is perfect for her car (she drives a Prius) because she is level headed and makes the wise decision.”
Grace Helbig: Volkswagen Convertible — “Grace is a Volkswagen convertible because she’s fun and flirty and just a little (pauses) weird. And she’s so tall, like a German.”
Mamrie Hart: Motorcycle with a sidecar — “I’m going to go out on a limb and say I would be a motorcycle with a sidecar. I would drive the motorcycle and my sidecar would host a micro-pig. And we’d have matching helmets.”
VI: If you each were an ANIMAL, which animal would you be?
Hannah Hart: “Hannah would be a puppy, she say it herself. She’s always ready to play, and eager.”
Grace Helbig: “Grace says she would be an otter but let me think. Grace would be (pauses) an orangutan and one of those orangutans you see at the zoo who’s just havin’ a blast rollin down the hill by himself, where you’re like, “I don’t know if that orangutan is special or just havin’ a good time.”
Mamrie Hart: “I always say my spirit animal is a skunk because they’re adorable, I look fantastic in stripes and farting is a defense mechanism. And they’re blind as a bat, I don’t know if skunks can be legally blind. I don’t think they go to the optometrist but they are blind as hell and so am I! And I got that nocturnal on.”
VI: And finally, if you each were a COCKTAIL, which cocktail would you be?
Hannah Hart: Old Fashioned — “Hannah is an old fashioned but hopefully she won’t drink it because she gets crazy on whiskey. But she’s an old fashioned because she’s like a delicious aged bourbon but with a little cherry, sugar, and orange.”
Grace Helbig: Long Island Iced Tea — “Grace is a Long Island Iced Tea because, well A) she’s from Jersey, which is so close to Long Island, and B) that girl just wants all the liquor in her, which is what an LIT is. We actually have a routine of going to the mall and we go get skinny Long Islands and skinny mojitos from the Cheesecake Factory and then go drunk shopping at Forever21, which explains why my wardrobe is always the way it is.”
Mamrie Hart: “I would be…” (pauses then starts to say she’d be a mojito but then changes her mind). “I’m actually a Corona that’s been left in the sun for five days. And then you open it and you say ‘Is that a skunk?’ and then I’m like ‘Yes it is! It’s my spirit animal,’ so of course, I’m an old-ass Corona.”
Did you get them all right?! If you answered the same questions, what would your answers be for Mamrie, Grace and Hannah! Share in the comments below!Tags: Grace Helbig, Hannah Hart, Mamrie Hart, YouTube creator